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Laurie Loughlin And the Joe Exotic They are on a bittersweet birthday … it’s their first birthday in federal prison, but at least they’re feasting on luxurious birds.
TMZ has got prison listings from across the country, and some decent Christmas fare is being served to some of America’s most famous inmates … with individual Cornish game chickens for both Lori and Joe.
Musimo And men love Soj KnightAnd the Mark David Chapman And the C- Murder They get more regular birds. Scott PetersonNot very lucky, but it still does fill up on meat, potatoes, and dessert. Here is a breakdown of their spreads:
Lowry at FCI Dublin, California:
- Cornish chicken with pan gravy, roasted beef roasted with radish sauce, potato or gratin or roast potato, herb rice pilaf, dinner rolls with honey apple butter, brown butter Brussels sprouts, pumpkin cheesecake, fresh fruits
- If Lori does not want to avoid the birds and the cow, she can opt for meatless appetizers … Stuffed Winter Squash and Sweet Peppers Stuffed With Beans
Alien at FMC Fort Worth:
- Baked Cornish chicken or spinach quiche, cornbread sauce, macaroni and cheese, sweet peas, pumpkin pie.
Mosimo at the University of California, Lombok:
- Half a chicken, 4 oz roast beef, mac and baked cheese, yam, green beans, 2 rolls, pecan pie
- If Musimo wants to go vegan … there are 4 ounces of soy chicken and 4 ounces of soy beef.
Swag at Richard J. Donovan Prison in San Diego:
- Turkey, turkey ham, beef slices, mashed potatoes, chicken broth, green salad and sauce, mixed vegetables, corn bread, chicken patties, sliced American cheese, fruit pie
- Knight can enjoy dinner and a superhero movie … the foundation’s movie channel shows the Marvel Film Festival during the holidays.
Mark at Wendy Correctional Facility in New York:
- Grilled chicken breast, marinated chicken broth, baked potatoes, marinated zucchini with sauce, dinner rolls and margarine, sundae sundae
C-Murder at Elayn Hunt Correctional Center in Louisiana:
- Roast turkey, roast beef, gravy rice sauce, sweet peas, cranberry sauce, fruit salad, roll, sweet potato pie.
Scott at San Quentin State Prison, California:
- Roast beef, garlic mashed red potatoes, vegetables, green salad with sauce, dinner roll, radish sauce, sour cream, broth, butter bats, stir-fry cherries
